Jimmy Kimmel Show to End January 20th: “I’m Leaving for Canada and Never Coming Back”
In a surprise announcement following Donald Trump’s re-election and a sweeping red wave across the United States, Jimmy Kimmel has declared that his late-night talk show will air its final episode on January 20th. After nearly two decades of comedic monologues, celebrity interviews, and political jabs, Kimmel has announced he’s “had enough” and will be relocating to Canada, where he claims he’ll find the peace and sanity he believes America has lost.
“Honestly, I never thought it would come to this,” Kimmel said in a statement, clearly shaken by the election results. “But here we are. After January 20th, the last episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! will air, and I’m off to Canada. Maybe I’ll open a little comedy club in Toronto, or maybe I’ll just disappear into the Rockies. Either way, I’m leaving and never coming back.”
For fans and staff alike, Kimmel’s announcement feels like the end of an era. After years of tuning in to his nightly mix of humor, satire, and commentary, loyal viewers are grappling with the idea that Kimmel’s show could really be coming to an end. Many fans took to social media in shock, with hashtags like #KimmelStay and #Don’tGoJimmy trending within hours of his announcement.
“I’ve been watching Kimmel since college,” tweeted one fan. “I can’t believe he’s really leaving. Who’s going to roast these politicians now?
Backstage, the mood is equally somber, with crew members reportedly exchanging hugs and reminiscing about their favorite moments on set. “We’ve been through a lot together,” said one staffer, “and Jimmy’s like family. It’s hard to imagine the show coming to an end, but I guess that’s where we’re at in this new America.”
However, sources close to Kimmel suggest his departure isn’t just about the election results. Over the years, the comedian has grown increasingly vocal about his frustrations with American politics, often lamenting the divisive nature of the public discourse. “I used to make fun of everyone equally,” Kimmel said in a recent interview. “But lately, it feels like there’s no more room for middle ground, and I’m just… exhausted.”
True to form, Kimmel has promised that his final episode will feature a parting monologue that will go down in late-night history. Sources say he’s planning to use the opportunity to reflect on his career, the changing media landscape, and the state of the country he’s about to leave behind.
Fans are speculating wildly about what Kimmel will say, with some joking that he’ll spend the entire monologue roasting Trump and his supporters one last time. “I bet he’s going to go all out,” one Twitter user speculated. “He’s got nothing left to lose.”
According to insiders, Kimmel’s final show may even include appearances from former presidents, fellow late-night hosts, and Hollywood celebrities who want to send him off in style. “It’ll be a celebration of Jimmy’s career,” said a producer. “But make no mistake, he’s going to pull no punches. This is Jimmy Kimmel, after all.”
Kimmel’s choice of Canada as his new home has sparked both applause and eye-rolls. In his statement, Kimmel joked, “I’ve heard polar bears are more reasonable to deal with than certain voters,” a quip that has quickly gone viral. While some critics are calling his move a stunt, Kimmel insists he’s serious about leaving the U.S. for good.
“I just need a place where people don’t think ‘fake news’ is anything they disagree with,” Kimmel said. “I’ll take my chances in Canada, where people actually believe in science, and maple syrup flows like water.”
The Canadian media has already started speculating about what Kimmel’s new life might look like. One Toronto newspaper jokingly offered Kimmel an honorary citizenship, with the headline “Canada Welcomes Jimmy, But Don’t Expect Us to Laugh at Trump Jokes Forever.” Another Canadian outlet posted a “Guide to Canadian Life for Jimmy Kimmel,” featuring advice on surviving winter and understanding hockey.
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